Fix Your Kingdom Hearts Sues

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<sub>Again, Hi !
Nice to meet you all !
It’ll probably be easier to read now c:
Anyway, This is Noni. She is meant to resemble me. 
Please don’t hate ! If you do, I’d prefer if you’d keep it to yourself

BASIC INFORMATION

Name: Noni Kanashi Kokoro
Nicknames: N/A
Age: 17
Hometown: Radiant Garden
Residence: Destiny Islands</sub>

My Kokoro is brokoro already. Why is she given a japanese-esque name with heart at the end?

<sub>APPEARANCE

Height: 5’3
Weight: 120
Hair: Blonde/Brown
Eyes: Blue
Skin: Pale

PERSONALITY:

Overall: Noni is caring, kindhearted and not afraid to speak her mind. However, she is determined and courageous when someone she cares about is in danger, often risking her own safety to help that person. She has cat-like abilities in the way she moves, Slick and stealth.</sub>

I get it. She’s your standard outspoken but oft-sacrificial friend who is willing to hero it up.

_{Likes: Friends, Sweets, Sea-Salt ice cream, etc..
Dislikes: Darkness, Losing a friend, etc..
Fears: Maleficent, Darkness, Thunder&Lightning, Ghosts (She scares easily)}

Wait. How does she know Maleficent?

_{Hobbies: Training, Hanging out with friends, etc..
Dreams: To be a keyblade master
Flaws: She is still learning to wield a keyblade, She’s not very good at handling it}

I’m sure she’d be better if she had a master who gave her the mark. Where is that guy anyways?

<sub>Abilities: Cat-Like abilities, Manipulation, Stealth, Persuasiveness

BACK STORY:

Once upon a time, a happy, healthy baby was born. Her name was Noni. Everything was fine for her. She seemed to have the perfect life. Yeah, Well it wasn’t like that forever. Her parents died when the Heartless attacked Radiant Garden. When she was 10, She was sent off to Destiny Islands (How cliché) There, She met with her Aunt. Her aunt was a keyblade master, So she tried to teach Noni to be one as well. She could never pick it up. Complaining about the work, She never learnt how to wield a keyblade correctly. She’s still learning. Although she’s horrible at it, She can defeat heartless.</sub>

….wat. OKAY. SO SHE SOMEHOW HAS A KEYBLADE MASTER IN DESTINY ISLANDS WHO DIDN’T TRY AND SAVE A WORLD? CONGRATS. YOU HAVE A HYPOTHETICAL MASTER, BUT NOW THATDOESN’T MAKE SENSE.

And yes. Highly cliche. Your entire character is. This is just. Really, Really half-baked.

-J

Spencer would also be a Kingdom Hearts oc He would have a souleater with gold linenHe would be Terra-Xehanorts and Aquas sonIn Minecraft, he is a human/ghast hybrid and weields an enchanted gold sword and he wears SHORTS NOT PANTS

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I don’t even have a witty line for this. Just. Just what.

-J

MK needs to say something.

HOW THE SHIT ARE YOU HALF-GHAST?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A GHAST LOOKS LIKE?!

NO. YOU ARE NOT HALF-GHAST. THERE IS NO WAY A HUMAN CAN COPULATE WITH THIS CREATURE.

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MINCRAFT AND SOULEATER CAN BE INVOLVED IN THIS UNIVERSE. I DON’T. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.

-MK

[Source: a, b, c]

I made dis this morning. So, if you dunno what any of this, it’s MLP and Kingdom Hearts. I decided to make a girl Sora, so, instead of calling her Sora, it’s Sarah.  And yes, I do play Kingdom Hearts. I’m stuck in Wonderland DX! The heartless won’t give me enough time for me to get my potions! And the one I play is for PS2. And, I’m so bad at fighting bosses. I always die. T_T And had to fight the bosses for me… anyhow… this is my OC. I am going to make a story bout’ her. And what I also think, is that the person who voiced  voices . His voice sounds familiar. Oh ya, and is in Atlantica FYI. Though, she has to fight the GIANT Ursula. And she is the hardest!!!!!!!! Anywho, hope ya’ll like it!  I  

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What did I just read?

-J

Name: Callix

Age: 16 or 17

Gender: Female

Class: Nobody

Ability: element: combustion. She has mini bombs and gigantic bombs. Also, she can create bombs that blow up when tehy stick to soemthing long enough.

Appearance: {picture above}

Background: Her original body was destroyed in a explosion caused by one of her bombs accidentally ecploding on her. She has burns over 90% of her body so she hides it with her cloaks.

Personality: kind, hyper, sweet, nice, corny. quarky, jsut plain fun to be aorund. she is also very caring and understanding and is a perfect consolant.

Other: She’s got a multi colored, crystal.diamond heart that Vexen implanted in her. she’s also got two different phylosohys in life. the first is that ‘nobody is perfect in every way’ and that ‘no matter what, you can’t giv eup hope.’ She also has emotions curtedsy of her ‘heart’. She has a pouder puplr dusk named Dante, she can control the shadow heartless, and she has a female Neoshadow named Neos that has pink eyes. 

fuckno-khsues:

Name: Kixsy

Age: 15

Species: Somebody

Gender: Female

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Life Story: Kixsy was washed up on destiny islands after her home was distroyed Riku instintly 

fell in love with her but she didn’t like him back riku was always flirting with her and then one day she gave in and went on a date with him while they where on the date Xemnas Kidnapped her 

Riku tried to save her but it was too late Xemnes took her to the castle that never was she was locked in a cage but then she somehow got the Starseeker keyblade and ran away Xemnes sent Axel

to go get her but when Axel caught up to her he realized he fell in love with her so he let her go Kixsy didn’t know that and tried to kill him but hen axel confessed to her and she apologized and said

I love someone else and ran away she ran to Hollow Bastion and met Leon and the gang they became her friends she was fighting heartless there Then She went to Diz’s study and Realized she was a princess of the heart

she then went to Castle oblivion because Marluxsia Kidnapped her Marluxia tried to control Kixsy but kixsy killes him and the escaped castle oblivion and went to Disney Castle and Met Sora Donald and Goofy again Sora told her Riku was still looking for her

so Kixsy Tried to find him she went to destiny island and met Kairi she asked Kairi where is Riku and Kairi said in the world that never was so Kixsy went to the world that never was and she had to fight Xigbar and he almost killer her

but Axel saved her and then he kissed her and she started liking him but she still liked Riku so she ran to save Riku and she saw Xemnes trying to kill riku and she saved him and killed Xemnes but her heart was being eaten by Darkness Then Riku and Axel saved her and only half of her heart was eaten

so her blonde hair got Black streaks and she got a soul eater Keyblade and Riku kissed her then axel got jelious and then she had to choose one of them then she chose riku and they lived happily ever after on destiny islands and she shared Paoupu fruit with Riku  

ABOUT HIM/HER

Personality: Happy,Nice,sweet, mean to evil people,

Good Habit(s): Fights heartless

Bad Habit(s): Eats too much sweets

Like(s): Cakes,sweets,Drawind swimming

Dislike(s): Darkness,heartless,nobodys

Hobbies: Can sing really good

Fear(s): Becoming a heartless and killing her friends 

Ambition/Life-long Dream: To end all heartless

FAMILY AND FRIENDS

Parent(s): Unknown

Sibling(s): Unknown

Best Friend(s): Sora,Kairi,Riku,Axel

Friend(s): Leon,Yuffie,Airith,Sid,Cloud,Tifa

Crush(es): Axel and Riku

KINGDOM HEARTS INFORMATION

Affiliation: Light

What type are you? [i.e. Princess of Heart, Keyblader, Nobody, etc.]: Princess of Heart

LOOKS AND APPEARANCE

Body Type/Looks: Thin

Height: 5’3

Weight: 120 lbs

Outfit(s): Light blue evning gown

Casual:Short pink dress with belts 

PJ’s: 

Atlantica: Light pink Tail with Black and  hot pink fins her seashells are also like that

Hairstyle(s): Blonde pony tails with black streaks (because of Darkness)

Ladies and gents, a keyblade wielding princess of heart who has Riku and Axel fall in love with her. There is a level of sense and a level of facepalm, and let me tell you, this here is all facepalm and no sense.

Just. Why do I do this to myself.

-J

number VIII reyix of the organization

But. But.

Number: VIII reyix the brutal amazoness of the organization

Name: reyix

Proof of Exsistance: the brutal amazon

Heartless: unknowned

Somebody: reina cross a demon huntress from fortuna

Dean does not approve

Nicknames: none

Age: 20

Height:6’2

Weight:130lbs

Am I pretty yet?

Gender:female

Hair Color: crimson red

Eye Color: light blue

Clothes Under Coat: a white vest, with a white skirt and high heel boots

World: fortuna/Devil may cry

THIS DOESN’T WORK. IT’S NOT A DISNEY WORLD.

Birthday: 5/28/1986

Talent: martial arts expert

Personality: she’s kind, caring and very flirty to any man or woman she sees

Kind, caring, and slutty?

Dream(goal): to help return the world to their orginal order before the heartless

Role in Organization: personal trainer for high up nobodies

Weapon: fighting gautlets perfectibility vergil’s beowulf

Why don’t you use your own weapons and not Vergil’s?

Likes: kai, training, and sex

Dislikes: heartless, cockiness,

Fears: losing battles, and IKEA

………. IKEA!?

YES I UNDERSTAND PUTTING TOGETHER IKEA FURNITURE CAN BE SCARY BUT BUT OMG THIS IKEA DESK IS TERRIFYING

What color represents them: red as the color of her hair

Clever.

What they smell like: violets

What animal represents them: a tiger

A song or lyric that suits them: the wayfarer by nightwish

Random Facts: she’s loves sex and a lots of it she’s a big flirt

Yep. Slut. Not slut shaming, but that probably means lots of possibilities for getting with canon characters.

Technique List:

lunar eclipse: empowered by Beowulf she launches a flurry of combo attacks on her enemies

lunar assault: again empowered by Beowulf she goes in a flurry of flip kicks and finishes with an axe kick


extra info

Name:- reyix

Proof of Existence: the brutal amazoness

Somebody’s Name:- reina cross

Weapon:- gaulets-beowulf they work like karate gear for fists and legs

Element:-darkness she can use it to cover herself in darkness to perform alglie sheath attacks on her enemies

Birthplace:- fortuna-dmc4

World:- fortuna but usually visited traverse town

Personality:- she’s kind, caring and very flirty to any man or woman she sees also reyix can be a abit ruff and reckless in battle she continues to laid her enemies out before they do outside the battle she takes a flirty position to falsely appear weak.

Battle Style:- reyix is a short/middle fighter, who uses quick attacks to defeat her enemies

Battle Moves:-lunar eclipse: empowered by Beowulf she launches a flurry of combo attacks on her enemies

lunar assault: again empowered by Beowulf she goes in a flurry of flip kicks and finishes with an axe kick

Suicide Attack:- Luna’s justice- she charges all of her powers into a ground punch in which destroys her enemies from a 360 degree range.

Lesser Nobody:- lustful devils- nobody’s that can take the shapes of anyone they posses

EVEN THE NOBODIES ARE VIXENS

True Background:- reyix was one of fortuna’s top demon hunter’s she was at the top of her game in most kills and surrenders she never joined with the holy knights for she never agreed with their abilities in killing demons. until one night she was called out to hunt demons she crept herself within the holy knights base. and found a terrible secret which involved the holy knights and sparda. after finding the secret the holy knights captured and executed her to keep their secret in which neoshadows crept near her body and stole the remains of her heart in which she became reyix.

Common Phrases:-
“come on sexy show me what ya got”- facing normal enemies
“things, arent always what they seem sugar”- to nero

“i often wonder why I’m this hot- effects on being a nobody

“kai, IKEA, no matter what i will always be with u”- fadding away as a somebody or nobody

First, I need to say something about that outfit. 

It doesn’t look fit for combat. And… what the fuck is up with those diamonds on her boobs?!

Leis Elx My New Organization Oc

my new kingdom hearts oc who of course is from the world of wreck it ralph where her game is called galaxy buster

Do you understand punctuation?

Okay, at least she chose a Disney universe. I’ll give her that much.

its a cross-between super mario galaxy and sonic colors.

……………………

Okay, I take it back. That game sounds awful.

where she was once the main player of her game that is until a mysterious glitch messed up her game and when she went to investigate the problem of her game before its destruction was met she was attacked by virus heartless who quickly tired to slaughter her.

but she fought back as quickly as she could using the power of her star pals but it was too late. her heart was taken

And now we have a Nobody

to where she awoke in the world that never was and greeted by the organization’s leader aero jhinx

What?! Who? I must investigate this

who told her everything that happened to her and made her a full member of the organization in the hopes of catching the glitch who changed her life

age:18

species:elf/human

…. WHY IS SHE HALF ELF THIS IS NOT EXPLAINED AND THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT

element:star power

weapon:star pals (various powers based on the seven pals she has so think the wisps from sonic colors)

This sounds like something written for small children. Or written BY a small child.

persona:kind sweet caring and has a huge love for her friends

tagline:the child who commands stars

homeworld:game station central-galaxy buster

enemies:the glitch(turbo) and king croco (her game’s villian)

allys:mickey and minnie mouse (house of mouse version)

Shinx Heartsclover -bio

Name: shinx heartsclover 

Age: 16 

Origin: lunatic town (place of stay) of birth: unknown, Current city: town twigliht 

tastes: video games, being with the people you love, karu, sweets, a good training swords keys, XD acidic things 

hates: losing the most important thing to be a sore loser, Kaoru XD, people annoying, smug and believe they have high power or created gods, a bad story in a game, kaoru, competition, Kaoru

story: a kid friendly, enthusiastic and very overprotective of things or people you love, sometimes behaves very young and mistake it XD girl, do not know where it came from, the lunatic came to town the mid-four years with his parents, by a plane crash, kaori met at 5, which it made become friends and were together every part, at age 10 became the knight karu, knowing the terrible past of it, was his right hand, had a friend named set, and were inseparable, at 12 the dark town lunatic attacked, they tried to defend him, but could not, the world was destroyed and they were separated by several worlds, at 16 they met again and returned to classmates, hates kaoru for a past wrong deeds in town lunatic. 

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I wish I could make sense of this. The translation didn’t help much. (was in Spanish)

-MK

I don’t need a translation. I just realized that Cloud’s AC body. Spliced up. I’m so mad.

-J

Kh+kh2:Maira (Aka:Xaira) In twilight town school

 hey there my friends this just my oc maira aka the new member of org.13 xaira before she became a member I’m just showing how she looks in the school uniform when her and her friends moved to twilight town cuz there old school they were having probs bulling and people thinking there freaks of the night just cuz there emo and goth style for there band group hope uguys like it 

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Part of my problem is that they weren’t creative enough to change out of the Destiny Island school uniform. 

But here we go: base, goffik, future Nobody

The Racket Blade

… Ahm…. wat

Bio: Ashley used to live in Radiant Gardens as a child and when she was old enough was going to study magic with Merlin, but when the heartless came upon the world she and her family were sent to Traverse Town to be safe. 

There is more to her story, but the rest of it is sort of by my sister who had this idea of the organization members getting apprentices to help them gain more hearts for Kingdom Hearts. Because the apprentices would not be nobodies the heartless would be more drawn to them so that they would have an easier time getting the hearts. Ashley ends up being Demyx’s apprentice and once he is killed by Sora she remains in Hallow Bastion and finally begins to study magic with Merlin.

Yay, I finished it! So, yes, I know it’s not perfect, but for me this is pretty damn amazing. 

So, this is Thorn. She is an OC for Kingdom Hearts, and no, she does NOT wield a keyblade. She fights with magic and she can animate the tattoos on her arms for physical attacks.

Now for a little back story: 
Her home world is called Skyline City and she grew up in an orphanage where she met her three closest friends; Zidane (FF9), Zell (FF8), and Irvine (FF8). She learned magic under the teachings of her mentor Lulu (FF10). She aspires to become a powerful mage just like her teacher. 

Life hasn’t been easy for her, thanks to a gift (or as she sees it, a curse) that she was born with. No one no one knows how or why she has it, all they know is that it’s useful, and also potentially dangerous.

Personality: She has a rather volatile as well as rebellious nature, thus she’s a little unpredictable. She adopted her gothic style of dress short after entering secondary school. At first she might seem unapproachable, but she’s actually pretty easy to get along with and she values her friends more than anything. 

One day, her world gets swallowed, and she is the sole survivor thanks to a mysterious man in red. While searching for a way to restore her world and get her friends back, she catches the eye of the Organization, and before she knows it, she gets sucked into their world.

Intrigued? Looking for a good OCXCannon story? Click here on the following link. You won’t be sorry. [link withheld]

(you know, i actually liked her powers, that animating tattoos to fight with was a badass idea, might not be the most original, but it`s still pretty cool. and then suddenly all the canon character relations. and generic personality. any comments on how you may un-sue-ify this potentially okay character?)

Probably build her from scratch in a non-canon timeline. -MK

Name: Shiro Akuma (Shiro means White and Akuma means Devil so her name means “White Devil”)
Age: 16
Dating: Kuroi Akuma
Siblings: Kuroi Akuma
Likes: Kuroi,Candy,Friends,Ice Cream,and Her Violin.
Hates: Maleficent,Rissa,Her Parents,and Dogs.
Fear: Swords.
Best Friends: Emi,Aka-Kun,Rilynn,
Life Story: Shiro was born on April 1st,(The same day as her twin brother,Kuroi),and as soon as she turned 4,her parents,Yori and Kai,soon realized their children were golden mischief-makers.They pulled pranks on the other children,pull their parents hair,put glue in Kai’s work clothing,and many other horrible things.

When Shiro turned 8,she started paying more attention to her brother,and kept staring at him.She slowly started to like him more than a sibling.Kuroi,was also noticing little Shiro,just like she was.They soon confronted each other about it and then they kissed.They quickly started dating,and you could guess their parents didn’t like this at all.They didn’t have children so they could date each other!!!

At Shiro’s and Kuroi’s 14th birthday,they ran away because their parents had stopped caring about them and started to abuse them because they were dating.So they fled their home,(Castle Oblivion),and set off into worlds,making new friends each world.

Then,shortly after her and Kuroi’s 16th birthday,she and him arrived at a strange place that was all beach and palm trees.They were at Destiny Islands.Soon she met Rissa,Emi,Lea,Rhian,and a whole lot others.
(more gold from the mmd tags, meet incestuous Meltdown Kairi
//vomits into infinity; why date your brother that is not cute oh my god)

This is an Kingdom Hearts OC, I created for my fanfic (the one with Odia and Vanitas)
“Caedes” means murder

And again there is a spoiler:
Caedes is the thirteenth Xehanort and started to exist, when Xehanort “shoots” his heart, to fill Sora with it. The heart manifested later.

I wanted to do simple shading.

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Pretty sure that’s just Young!Nort with a haircut.

-J